KNS: Sari's Make-Up Birthday by Julayla-64, literature
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KNS: Sari's Make-Up Birthday
A/N: Story is set somewhere between Season 4 & 5. (OP: Blast of Wind by Saori Kiuju) Kouja no Senshi: The Side Stories Between Season 4 & 5 Sari's Make-Up Birthday At the Autobot hangout with the banner saying "Happy Make-Up Birthday, Sari Sumdac!" on it, the song "Blood, Sweat and Tears" is heard as Sari and Amy are seen dancing in the living room while watching a BTS music video on the TV, copying their dance moves. Amy: (grins) BTS! I love 'em so much. Sari: Yeah, their dance moves are awesome. Then, the door opened as the familiar faces entered. Charmy: Yo-yo-yo. Happy birthday, Sari. A noise maker was blown. Bulkhead: (grins/holding items) Hey, little buddy. I hope you're ready for your super-special birthday gift signed by your favorite band. Sari: (starry-eyed/excitedly) Show me, show me, SHOW ME! She took the wrapped gift. Sari: You guys are the best! Oh man, you shouldn't have. The papers were ripped before one of the gifts, a poster, was unrolled. Amy:
(Act 3) The trio looked at the foe floating as he glared. Snake: W-w-what'sss happening?! Red Guy: Mr. Jackz is a warlock lich, boys! That's why I was always calling him the Bone Man. Apep: You never call him that! Red Guy: Let's not play "who said Bone Man when". Also, he's from Hell. I may have left that part out. Apep: B-but how? Red Guy: All I know is that years ago, I looked into Mr. Jackz’s glowing red eyes, and I’ve been doing his heinous bidding ever since. And I never looked back, unless I was bid to. Jackz: It's simple, you two! You see, the mall...is hungry. Red Guy: Duh! Jackz: It is built on an ancient evil spring from which I draw my power! Stole that power from Paimon honestly. And whenever it gets hungry, every 25 years or so, the fountain awakens and I help it feed on the living! Snake: W-What'sss in it for you? Eternal life? Jackz: No, no. I already have that. I guess I just do it to be nice! Apep: (dryly) You're actually nice? Snake: Sssso all the
(Act 2) Later in the mall’s office, Snake sat in front of the desk with the Red Guy looking at a board that said “Million Dollar Ideas To Save the Mall on the Cheap”. Red Guy: Ok, stream of consciousness. Let the ideas flow. Oh, what if we let a stream flow through the mall? Snake: Ok… Red Guy: Fine. Something else. We're trying to get back to the heyday. Apep: (pauses) The hey...day... Red Guy: Oh! What about a hay day? We give everyone who comes to the mall free hay! Apep: Uh… Red Guy: Maybe we’re too bound by hay. Do you think we can open up to ideas beyond hay? What am I saying, hay’s our bread and butter! The door was knocked, and Geoff and Pango entered. Red Guy: What are they doing here? Snake: I thought maybe it would help to get sssome outside opinionsss. Red Guy: Sure. Sure. Alright. I guess my one question is, if they have good ideas, wouldn't Mr. Jackz have left them in charge? Apep: (annoyed) Sackless, when was the last time you talked to Mr. Jackz? Red Guy:
A/N: Story is set somewhere between Season 4 & 5. (OP: Blast of Wind by Saori Kiuju) Kouja no Senshi: The Side Stories Between Season 4 & 5 You Are There In an area with a sign saying “Septokyo Fashion Plaza”, the sun was rising, the camera showing an abandoned parking lot with a single shopping cart, a building with two stores, one having a “For Lease” sign, and the interior of a mall with a store having an “Out of Business” sign on its closed door, an empty t-shirt booth, and more closed stores. A familiar figure was seen walking to the back door of the building. Red Guy: Hello, it's me. You can call me Lance Sackless. As the caretaker of the Septokyo Fashion Plaza, I have loads of important duties. For example, every morning I flip these switches. I don't know what they do, but I flip 'em. He flips one, turning off the lights. Red Guy: Yeah, what are these? Later, he walked to the doors, unlocking them. Red Guy: A big part of what I do is unlocking the doors in the morning.
KNS: The Thief of Scaramouche 3 by Julayla-64, literature
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KNS: The Thief of Scaramouche 3
(Act 3) Later in a dressing room, Misty and Asmodai were with Chris. Chris: So, the most galling of the paparazzi needs my help. Oh the worm has turned. Asmodai: Say cheese, Chris without makeup! He snapped the pictures. Chris: (Sighs) As much as I hate you, I hate Scaramouche more. He beats me out for every award, every role, every paternity suit. Besting him at acting means more to me than life itself. Misty: And we wanna help you. Now your only chance is a classic death scene. One with a lot of "thys" and "thous" Chris looked around before noticing a book. Chris McClean: (gasps) Voila! The tragic end of Romero and Juliana. Apep: (groans/being held) That's Romeo and Juliet, dummy, by Will.I.Am Shakespeare. Misty: Now here's the poison that Romeo uses to kill himself. She handed him the bottle. Misty: (whispers) Don't worry, it's just water and food coloring. Chris: Wait, food coloring? Is it non-toxic? She looked at the label marked "Toxic", quickly swapping it. Misty:
KNS: The Thief of Scaramouche 2 by Julayla-64, literature
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KNS: The Thief of Scaramouche 2
(Act 2) That night at the office building, everyone gathered in the meeting room with the manager. Manager: Listen up gang, I would like to introduce you to Asmodai, the newest member of our paparazzo family. Asmodai: (waves) Nice to meet you. And even though it's only my first day, I want you all to know that I'm already better than you. (glares) Stay out of my way! That night at a theater, a woman was walking down the red carpet with various photographers taking pictures. Asmodai, in the crowd, chuckled as he secretly placed a nail down on the dress, causing it to rip and tear, the adult woman screaming as she quickly covered herself with Asmodai taking the photo. Later at a restaurant, Pinstripe was sitting at a restaurant talking with a woman. Asmodai pushed the woman's chair out of the way and pushed the chair with another woman on it on him, taking the picture. A bit later, at another studio theater, Asmodai, with bed tied on himself, snuck near a female celebrity, him taking
KNS: The Thief of Scaramouche 1 by Julayla-64, literature
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KNS: The Thief of Scaramouche 1
A/N: Story is set somewhere between Season 4 & 5. (OP: Blast of Wind by Saori Kiuju) Kouja no Senshi: The Side Stories Between Season 4 & 5 The Thief of Scaramouche Somewhere with the familiar faces, as they watch TV, the scene began playing with the actors on screen. Chris McClean: As the curtain rises on our verisimilidinous tableau, you're no doubt curious as to why I tricked you all into hang gliding here. (seriously) Close-up. The scene showed him closed up Chris McClean: It seems someone in this room...IS A MURDERER! They gasped a bit. Chris McClean: It's me. But the real question is, which of you is the victim? And that secret, I shall take to my grave! He rose the fake knife. Actress: Chris, no!! He faked stabbed himself with it, gagging as he fell. In the penthouse of the familiar condo, everyone watched the scene on the tv. Apep: (appearing) Now, that's acting. Jackass McClean really shatnered the hell out of that scene. Snake: I'll ssssay. They all saw Coco
KNS: Proposition Universal 3 by Julayla-64, literature
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KNS: Proposition Universal 3
(Act 3) Back at the hideout, both Wildcat and Hana happily hugged together. Wildcat: Listen up, everybody, I love Hana and I'm tired of pussyfootcupping around! I finally found someone I want to spend the rest of her life with. He then kneeled down to her. Wildcat: Hana, will you be mine? He showed a metal ring to her, surprising her. Hana: (gasps/teary) I DO! She hugs him with joy as a few applauded proudly. Blackfire: Now Cognito won't be the only techno-hybrid. Chromia: (facepalms/groans) Since the Great War, this just sickens me. Transformer Ash: (scoldingly) Chromia... They looked at the ring Hana was given. Dragonfire: Such a stone. Is it real? Hana: Looks pretty real to me. Hana: Hooray! Chromia: (scoffs/annoyed) Hooray denied! Need I remind you that robosexual marriage is illegal! Transformer Miseria: (frowns) If you must know, Cognito's half human. Chromia: I'm still forbidding it. Wildcat: No chance, stretch pants! We're gonna fight to legalize it right
KNS: Proposition Universal 2 by Julayla-64, literature
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KNS: Proposition Universal 2
(Act 2) Wildcat, in his car form, is seen driving down the street with Hana in the passenger's seat. Hana: Remember, love between a Digimon and a Transformer is in between taboo and norm. She cleaned the seat as she continues. Hana: We can't tell anyone, not even our friends and family. Wildcat's Voice: (on radio) Got it. I'll show the utmost discretion as we make out somewhere private. Hana: (pats dashboard/giggles) Wildcat, you naughty bot. Later, inside a building, the familiar Digimon in human form was sniffling a bit. Burnie: (sniffs) I think I'm coming down with circusitis. (sneezes) AH-CHOO!! When he sneezed, he transformed to a clown. Most: (yelps) AAAH! Crescent: You must have encountered Pennywise! Burnie: (frowns) No, I didn't. Pyra: I thought circusitis only affected children. Burnie: (sniffs) Children of all ages. Dragonheart: (entering/noticing) Wildcat, what's on your face? He quickly covers smudge shaped like lips on his cheek. Transformer Rasticore:
KNS: Proposition Universal 1 by Julayla-64, literature
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KNS: Proposition Universal 1
A/N: Story is set somewhere after Laundry Woes~KNS Style. (OP: Blast of Wind by Saori Kiuju) Kouja no Senshi: The Side Stories Between Season 4 & 5 Proposition Infinity At the Montague house, Hana and Aota are seen watching the news on TV. Cloud Thunderhoof: (on TV) We now go live to our eye-in-the-sky hovercopter on the scene of that terrible hovercopter crash. Jim? Jim was still in the burning hovercopter as he shouted. Jim: (on TV/yelps) The scene is not good, Cloud. I've just learned that my last words were: back to you, Cloud. The hovercopter explodes. Cloud Thunderhoof: (laughs) One for the blooper reel. Hana: (shivers) The news is so violent. Let's watch Rachel Ray instead. (Realizes) No, wait. There might be chopping. Aota: (groans) God, what a wuss. Stop being such a spineless jellyfish. Hana: You know full well that I am more like a the sea cucumber. Aota: Not where it counts. Dan Anchorman: (on TV) In other news, our city's walls have been desicrated by a