KNS: Revenge of the Hakarl 3 by Julayla-64, literature
Literature
KNS: Revenge of the Hakarl 3
(Act 3) At Karma, Star has her face planted on the table as River enters through the backdoor. River: (exhausted) It's a circus out there. Star glanced as they only saw their friends with King groaning. River: By now, it's all over town, my wife is an arsonist! Eda: Well I don't know why you're so surprised. We always knew she was capable of anything. She is "Moon the Undaunted" after all. Anya: Before, people used to look away or pretend not to hear me. But now, they will all have to nod in agreement. King of Demons: Even if she DID do it, it doesn't mean she's a bad person. River: Look, I've always stood by my wife, no matter what. And there's been a lot of "what" over the years, but burning down a church, even one of monsters? I just don't know... Rasticore: Oh come on. Toffee: She's still your wife, no matter what, right? King of Demons: (pleading) Please say "yes". River: (sighs) Even if you love your wife dearly, could it lead to divorce? He begins to weep
KNS: Revenge of the Hakarl 2 by Julayla-64, literature
Literature
KNS: Revenge of the Hakarl 2
(Act 2) Later, the firemen were putting out the fire with the crowd watching with worry at the burnt building. Rasticore: Oh gods! Oh gods!! Toffee: (concerned) Please don't let it be dragon fire sneezes. Desmond: (to audience/worriedly) I just spoke to the arson investigator. His investigation points to....arson! They gasped in shock. Desmond: Someone did this because they don't want a ex-Solarian monster priest. To them, I say, you can burn down our church, but you cannot burn down our faith! Our faith is the kind of stuff that children's pajamas should be made of. A few applauded a bit. Man: Amen! King of Demons: (confused) Why would someone want to burn down our church? Luz: King, they weren't trying to burn down our church. They were trying to kill Rev. Desmond. A police officer approaches them, holding a scented candle in the evidence bag. Officer Jenny: The uh fire started with this in the women's room. She showed the semi melted candle with the crowd gasping. King
KNS: Revenge of the Hakarl 1 by Julayla-64, literature
Literature
KNS: Revenge of the Hakarl 1
A/N: Story is set a bit after King of the Mole Rat Hill. (OP: Asterisk by Orange Range) Kouja no Senshi: The Side Stories Between Christmas Special 4 & OVA 4 Revenge of the Hakarl At a monster church, many monsters are seen as a Dragon Bone priest preaches at the podium. Dragon Bone Priest: So I told that state trooper: "Ignorance of the lord is no excuse either." He closed the book. Toffee: Well that was quick. Rasticore: Yeah, well the championship's on at noon and the priest always wraps it up in plenty of time. Dragon Bone Priest: (smiles sadly) And now, friends, I'm sad to say that I've decided to retire from Divinity Church. The church-goers mutters in surprise. Rasticore: (confused) Retire? The guy works half a day a week. Miseria: (elbows Rasticore/frowns) Rasticore. Kandy: SHHH. Dragon Bone Priest: After much reflection and soul searching, I have decided that the future of the gods is on the internet. Cybergods dot net will spread the gospel to every online soul
KNS: The Safari Lake Show 3 by Julayla-64, literature
Literature
KNS: The Safari Lake Show 3
(Act 3) Later, the kids with lion sat on the sofa with the werewolf-cadajo growling and pacing angrily in front of them. Amaterasu: (angrily) You snuck our TV into our TV-free, family bonding weekend? We're supposed to be talking and sharing and having fun cabin experiences that bring us closer together as a family! Bandit: I mean, watching TV together is sort of family bonding. We were all feeling really close to each other in there. And not just because we were all smushed in a small closet. Gypsy: (points) And you, King! Come on. King: I'm sorry. I tried to stop them, but then I guess I missed TV, too. I mean, let's face it, girls. This wasn't what you imagined when you booked this place. Most: (randomly) Yeah. Agreed. That's true. Mickey: They have a point. Kitten Hotaru: We didn't see any lions, cheetahs and leopards around here. Pouncer: All we got are those death sleep flies. Amaterasu: (sighs) You're right. It has been a disaster. The giardia, the Tsetse
KNS: The Safari Lake Show 2 by Julayla-64, literature
Literature
KNS: The Safari Lake Show 2
(Act 2) The group looked outside with one of them panting in fear. King of Demons: (yelps) Ow! I'm under attack! Shiranui: (notices) They're coming through the gap under the door. Donald: (grabs spray/spraying door) AAAH! DIE, DIE- DIE! King: AHHH! KILL 'EM! KILL 'EM ALL!! Mickey: (notices) Donald you're gonna use all the spray. (grabs it) Plus, it's repellent to spray on us, not on them. King of Demons: So we spray ourselves, then roll on the bugs? Stan: (holding duct tape) Duct tape! We can seal the gap. They quickly sealed up the gaps on the windows and doors with the tape. Stan: (panting) There. No more stupid sleeping making bugs. We're good now. Amaterasu: (uneasily) This is fine. Hey, come on. Let's, uh, let's explore the cabin. (points) Oh, look at that. Look at the wood. Shiranui: Uh honey? Ammy? Uh, can I talk to you in private for a second? The doberman guides the wolfdog to the living room. Shiranui: (whispers) I think maybe we should leave. And go home. Like
KNS: The Safari Lake Show 1 by Julayla-64, literature
Literature
KNS: The Safari Lake Show 1
A/N: Story is set during The Mummy~KNS Style. (OP: Asterisk by Orange Range) Kouja no Senshi: The Side Stories Between Movie 4 & Christmas Special 4 The Safari Lake Show Amaterasu hums a slight tune before she enters the resort lobby where the familiar faces are. Amaterasu: (happily) I'm back. So, guess who I ran into at the grocery store? Pouncer: Terri Gross... ery? Amaterasu: No, I saw a mom from school. Pup Sasuke: Oh, wow. Amaterasu: I haven't seen her in a while and I really like her. Shiranui: Who was it? Amaterasu: Oh, I don't know her name. Anyway, her family just got back from this big safari trip in Kenya. They did all this fun family bonding stuff... a drive-by safari to look at the wild animals, met the Masai Mara tribe, played with lion cubs... Some: Wow. Mabel: (shocked) Wait, so some families go on safaris at this time?! Pup Ai: They don't spend it working in a hot slop shop together? Pup Hotaru: Yeah, why don't we go anywhere in the summer? Dipper: Is
KNS: They's Gotta Have It 3 by Julayla-64, literature
Literature
KNS: They's Gotta Have It 3
(Act 3) The group returns to the resort, finding the women not around. Glenn: Reagan? Gigi? Ladies? Moxxie: They're not here. (Worriedly) Millie will be crushed if she found out I'm not the man I used to be. Grey: And Gray. They looked at the last pill as the familiar female entered and sighed, Glenn yelping in surprise. Glenn: Ahh! Oh uh hey Reagan. I just needed my, uh...My Mylanta. He quickly pocket his pill bottle. Glenn: I wanted some anti-flaccid, uh, antacid. That's it. I have no other problems. Bye. They quickly dart out of the room. Reagan: (frowns/dryly) They're running out of their sex pills? Outside, Glenn and the others looked at the remaining pill. Glenn: (frowns) Man, just one pill left. Now, if I use it sparingly, it'll last me...one time. Grey: One time?! Moxxie: (whines) NOOO! Glenn: Calm down, calm down. Okay, how do I make one pill last for rest of our vacation? (Takes calendar) Alright, this is gonna require some periods of no sex. Glenn: Yeah
KNS: They's Gotta Have It 2 by Julayla-64, literature
Literature
KNS: They's Gotta Have It 2
(Act 2) At the hospital, Glenn and the others looked at the doctor examining him. Doctor: Congratulations, Dolphman, you've been excepted into our hypertension drug study. How do you feel? Glenn: (grins) I'm telling you I'm so excited I can barely breathe (flops his arm) or feel my left arm. Doctor: Good, we're off on the right foot. Glenn: (flops his foot) Yeah, I can't feel that either. At the resort, Reagan sets down a glass of water, holding the pill bottle. Brett: (grins) Okay, Goodie, time for you first pill. Reagan: Down the hatch. She gives him a pill, the dolphin-man looking unsure. Glenn: (hums) Hmm. Reagan: Well, what are you waiting for? Glenn: I don't trust no pills that don't have Fred Flintstones on it. Brett: (grins) I think they're Dino's eggs. Glenn: (frowns) Brett, don't patronize me. Dino was a boy. He takes the pill and drinks the water. Glenn: Ah...guys, I feel an odd sense of calm and contentment as if my hypertension is just melting away. Gigi:
KNS: They's Gotta Have It 1 by Julayla-64, literature
Literature
KNS: They's Gotta Have It 1
A/N: Story is set before the main plot of Rio 2~KNS Style. (OP: Asterisk by Orange Range) Kouja no Senshi: The Side Stories Between Christmas Special 4 & OVA 4 They's Gotta Have It The sun is seen blazing bright in the sky. At the pool area, Andre turns on the hose near the pool, the kids waiting eagerly but steam shot out of the hose instead of water. Most: (saddened) Augh! Myc: (frustrated) Dammit, we need water here! Damn you, Brazilian weather forecast! In the hut somewhere, Reagan waved herself a bit. Reagan: Oh, this heat is unbearable. She opened the fridge door, noticing Glenn inside the fridge groaning. Reagan: Glenn, how many times have I told you, don't sit in the icebox, especially with the door closed. Glenn: (grumbles) Reagan, you know I can't sleep with that light on. A knock is heard at the door. Glenn: (gets out/frowns) I say if it ain't the heat is the stupidity. He walks to the door, opening it to reveal a sweating Jager, dressed in shorts. Jager:
(Act 3)
Later, back at the familiar club, the good guys winced from the ninjas pointing from behind.
Fidget: Hey, watch the material, bub!
Ryu: What's going on anyway?
Mushu: (annoyed) Shendu and Orochimaru's stupid henchmen, that's what.
Digit: Where's Mr. Phage when we need him?
Naruto: We don't need that jerk here even if he WASN'T missing!
The familiar dragon with Orochimaru glared at the good guys.
Orochimaru: You know, friends, you're all starting to become thorns at our side.
Sakura: (glares) Where's Sasuke?! What have you done with him?!
Valmont: He's safe.
He turned on the TV monitor, showing Sasuke strapped down while Rat