Kouja-no-Senshi

A/N: Story is set somewhere between Season 1 & 2. (OP: Ai (Chuuseishin) by Excel Girls) Kouja no Senshi: The Side Stories Between Season 1 & 2 Homestar the Hall Monitor Narrator: Marzipan's School for the Less Gifted...where diligent students learn the rules of the road. Unless you're Homestar Runner. In the school itself, Marzipan was writing on the chalkboard with many students looking bored and Homestar, him scrunched by his desk a bit, was doodling some "Witch's Brew" on his paper. Marzipan: Everyone, put down your books, because it's time to pick out the hall monitor of the day! Homestar gasped, his pencil dropped. Homestar: Gasp! I somehow hold my pencil with no arms! Oh! And Marzipan is announcing the new hall monitor! Marzipan looked at the clipboard with names crossed out, minus one. Marzipan: Let's see here...this week's will be...hmmm...let's check ump... She then gasped, noticing Homestar's name unmarked, looking nervous. Marzipan: Oh no...(mutters) not

(Act 3) The next day, Boxman looked at the crowd of people as the fat man with robots glanced. Boxman: (through bullhorn) Alright folks, we've had another change in policy. I've had to hire a maintenance person, and to pay his salary I have to let in two more people a day. Some: Cooool. Boxman: However, the stupid maintenance worker demanded I have food and drinks inside the park, so now I've had to hire a beverage person, and a cotton-candy person, which means I now have to let eight people come in a day! BUT, you are to try your best not to ride any rides that I am on! Understood? Many nodded. Boxman: Alright, let's go. Each went through with Rigby wearing a jacket with cap entering, Raymond noticing and stopping him. Raymond: Hold it. Who are you suppose to be? Rigby: Uuuh Mike Jager? Raymond: (glares) Wrong answer. Mike's a human AND not an idiot raccoon like you. The cap was smacked off as Rigby groaned. Rigby: AUGH! Boxman: (glares) You!? You're that stupid raccoon

(Act 3) On the chalkboard, Ratigan's name was finished being written. Ratigan: As you all know, I am Professor Ratigan, a grand genius...even BETTER than that infernal Basil. A few squealed with Kate groaning. Miss Naughty: Bah, he wouldn't last long. Filla: (whispers) Hey Kate, what about my booby trap? Kate gasped in fear, quickly darting to the teacher's chair, removing the thumb tack as she grinned meekly. Kate: (uneasily/grins) Uh here, may I, professor? Ratigan: (surprised) Katherine, I didn't expect you to be generous THIS much, but thank you. He sat down as the crowd laughed at her, her groaning as she headed back to her seat. Most: (randomly) Teacher's pet. Rodent lover. Weirdo. Kate: (sighs) Thank god it's over. Samson: No, she meant the OTHER booby trap! Quickly, she jumped off the desk, pinning Ratigan to the ground as a huge log smashed where he once sat, him noticing. Ratigan: (sighs) Oh pranksters...they've been doing that one since my day. (grins)

(Act 3) A bit later, Ino looked seriously to the concerned Sheldon. Ino: So how long is Thomas going to be staying in Half Breed House with you guys? Sheldon: I don't know, Ino, but the sooner he's out of here, the better. I don't trust that spy around anyone for a second! Ino: Seriously, Sheldon. Just because he was a UN student back then doesn't mean he's a spy. Sheldon: Well who knows what they're gonna be tortured with. Jesse's Voice: (from kitchen) Mmm, this is so good. Ryan's Voice: Oh, yeah, it's so hot and moist. They, hearing that, entered the kitchen before noticing the two eating fudge brownies from the pan. Ryan: This fudge is great! Jesse: Yeah, you're quite the baker. Sheldon: (gasps) It's worse than I thought: Food bribery! Ryan: Well, oh fudge! Jesse: (notices) Sheldon, is everything okay? Sheldon: Yeah. Yeah, Jesse. Everything's fine. You guys, uh, having a little breakfast? Ryan: Yeah and Thomas made breakfast brownies with fudge. Jesse: Would you like

(Act 3) Later, some wine was poured as the crowd of officers smile. Leader: You did it, Ed! You're a hero! Ed: I am? Shrew Officer: The way you picked yourself up and somehow got everyone to go back to their dorms: amazing work. Then the chancellor walked in. Chancellor: Hi. I'm the chancellor of this university. I'm also Olympic gold medalist. He removed his shirt, showing the medals on the dolphin's chest. Chancellor: Mark Spritz. Ed: (gasps) Oh, my God! Mark Spritz! Mark: Easy child. I’d like to bestow upon you our highest honor: my mustache. He took his mustache off and put it on Ed, who smiled. Ed: (sneezes) Ah-choo! (Dream Sequence) Ed woke up in a bed, surrounded by strangers. Ed: I’m still unconscious, aren’t I? Man: One more level to go! The man punched him. (End Dream Sequence) The officers were dragging his unconscious body into the office. After a moment, the door closes as Ed wakes up. Leader: What a crudstorm. Ed: (buries face) Oh, man, I can't

A/N: Story is set somewhere after Into the Great Colored Yonder. (OP: Asterisk by Orange Range) Kouja no Senshi: The Side Stories Between Season 3 & 4 Bubblegum Buddy In the familiar city, a familiar house was seen with long arms under the covers. Narrator: Every day is a holiday for Mr. Tickle, even if he has to make one up. The arms removed the covers and shrunk to normal, showing Mr. Tickle in viking helmet and beard. Mr. Tickle: (grins) Hey, everybody! It's Leif Erikson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgen! He took two oars and landed on skateboard, rowing to another house marked, "Mr. Scatterbrain's". Mr. Tickle: Ahoy, Mr. Scatterbrain! It's Leif Erikson Day! He then noticed a note on the door. Mr. Tickle: There's a note. He took it in read it. Mr. Scatterbrain's Voice: (in his head) "Mr. Tickle, went to get more giant paper. Uh... Mr. Scatterbrain. P.S. Happy Leif Erikson Day! Yingin-hinga-dinga!" His horns and arms drooped down with him disappointed. Mr. Tickle: Aww... so much

(Act 3) At the basketball court of the apartment, Jager patted Aru with comfort. Jager: There's nothin' wrong with you that good coaching can't fix. Zeke, come on in here, son. Zeke's Voice: OK. The boy came out, wearing a suit of armor. Jager: Okay, let's play ball. The reluctant Aru sighed, then was given the ball. Arukenimon: If Zeke gets a black eye, tell the social workers to screw off. She threw the ball, throwing it at the fence. Arukenimon: (worriedly) I-I-I can't find the plate anymore. Without my pitching, what am I? Jager: Okay, here's your problem. He gave her another ball. Jager: You need to tuck your elbow in more and release earlier in your windmill. Arukenimon: (shivers) Really? Are you sure? I think- Jager: Don't think. Thinking leads to overthinking. Just listen to your coach. She sighs, doing as instructed before throwing the ball over the fence with a soft thudding sound being heard. Brudo's Voice: (acts horrified) Aah! You killed my wife! (Laughs)

(Act 3) At Karma, Star has her face planted on the table as River enters through the backdoor. River: (exhausted) It's a circus out there. Star glanced as they only saw their friends with King groaning. River: By now, it's all over town, my wife is an arsonist! Eda: Well I don't know why you're so surprised. We always knew she was capable of anything. She is "Moon the Undaunted" after all. Anya: Before, people used to look away or pretend not to hear me. But now, they will all have to nod in agreement. King of Demons: Even if she DID do it, it doesn't mean she's a bad person. River: Look, I've always stood by my wife, no matter what. And there's been a lot of "what" over the years, but burning down a church, even one of monsters? I just don't know... Rasticore: Oh come on. Toffee: She's still your wife, no matter what, right? King of Demons: (pleading) Please say "yes". River: (sighs) Even if you love your wife dearly, could it lead to divorce? He begins to weep

(Act 3) Moments later, many Arks are seen zooming into light speed as the Cognito Inc Ark follows suit. Moments later, Earth is seen being zapped and exploded by Vogon ships. Magnamon: (looks outside/grimly) There goes Earth. (Shakes fist/quietly) Damn the bastard who agreed to have it blowm up! Glenn: I blame that guy whoever Zaphod is... Myc: I blame the guy who got Earth blocked from space 'til now. Pyra: (shivers) Mom, I'm scared. Gray: I don't believe it. Are we really stuck in space at this point? Mummymon: Oh, God, what if we have to live up here for the rest of our lives?! Reagan: Don't panic. Our Ark is on track with where the other Arks are going. She turns on the screen, showing an intergalactic map on it with a beeping red beacon. Grey: At least we're all safe...hopefully Serena and the others made it to one of the arks. Hana: Something tells me she and her friends are gonna get involved with some Star Wars stuff. I don't know why, I just do. Arukenimon: Ugh.

(Act 3) Mabel's group ran to where Santa's Village is, approaching to where the elf attendant is. Mabel: (glares) Where's Santa?! Where the hell is he?! Elf Attendant: As you can see by the sign, Santa's gonna be right back. King of Demons: (sternly) We... need him! Now! Elf Attendant: (sterly) He... will... be... back! Eda: (approaching) Uh, what's going on here? King of Demons: (annoyed) This unhelpful elf knows where mall Santa is, but she's keeping her elfin' trap shut! Ford: King, calm down. Elf Attendant: Look, he had to attend to some personal business. Mabel: Okay, Santa's pooping. Elf Attendant: No, he's... King of Demons: Everyone poops, even Santa. Elf Attendant: (frowns) Santa's not pooping. He's shopping, okay? Mabel: (panics) But the mall closes in 20 minutes. King of Demons: (desperately) He's got to see our show, or we don't get presents. Stan: Mabel, King, stay here in case he comes back. Ford, guys, we need to find Santa. Some: Right. Yup. They

A/N: Story is set somewhere between Season 4 & 5. (OP: Blast of Wind by Saori Kiuju) Kouja no Senshi: The Side Stories Between Season 4 & 5 Sari's Make-Up Birthday At the Autobot hangout with the banner saying "Happy Make-Up Birthday, Sari Sumdac!" on it, the song "Blood, Sweat and Tears" is heard as Sari and Amy are seen dancing in the living room while watching a BTS music video on the TV, copying their dance moves. Amy: (grins) BTS! I love 'em so much. Sari: Yeah, their dance moves are awesome. Then, the door opened as the familiar faces entered. Charmy: Yo-yo-yo. Happy birthday, Sari. A noise maker was blown. Bulkhead: (grins/holding items) Hey, little buddy. I hope you're ready for your super-special birthday gift signed by your favorite band. Sari: (starry-eyed/excitedly) Show me, show me, SHOW ME! She took the wrapped gift. Sari: You guys are the best! Oh man, you shouldn't have. The papers were ripped before one of the gifts, a poster, was unrolled. Amy: