Literature
KNS: The PTA Almost Disbands 3
(Act 3) On the chalkboard, Ratigan's name was finished being written. Ratigan: As you all know, I am Professor Ratigan, a grand genius...even BETTER than that infernal Basil. A few squealed with Kate groaning. Miss Naughty: Bah, he wouldn't last long. Filla: (whispers) Hey Kate, what about my booby trap? Kate gasped in fear, quickly darting to the teacher's chair, removing the thumb tack as she grinned meekly. Kate: (uneasily/grins) Uh here, may I, professor? Ratigan: (surprised) Katherine, I didn't expect you to be generous THIS much, but thank you. He sat down as the crowd laughed at her, her groaning as she headed back to her seat. Most: (randomly) Teacher's pet. Rodent lover. Weirdo. Kate: (sighs) Thank god it's over. Samson: No, she meant the OTHER booby trap! Quickly, she jumped off the desk, pinning Ratigan to the ground as a huge log smashed where he once sat, him noticing. Ratigan: (sighs) Oh pranksters...they've been doing that one since my day. (grins)