Kouja-no-Senshi

(OP: Flashback by Miyavi vs Kenken) Kouja no Senshi Chapter 20: Grand Space Exploration Arc: B. Shinigami & Orochis Act 49: Solaris (Months Later) Inside a magical hotel, Hooty was seen crying while his neck wrapped around Vultureman as he cried. Hooty: (Anime tears) Vultureman, this is so relieving! I was worried about you! Just like when some of the KNS were gone for years and years!! Vultureman: (struggles) Caw! It was bad enough I had a me that's more attractive, but you're doing this every time I go away for a while and get forced back him. Danny Fenton: Well what do you expect? You with Princess and the others WERE missing for a long time. Amy: And Hooty, most of us had only been gone for 6 months Equestria's time. June: This still doesn't help on how we're getting Japan back, let alone Julayla looking at the Triforce Crystal. As she said that, Julayla looked more curiously for a few moments as the Zeldas nodded, they with Lita going to her. Lita: Hey Jules...something

(Act 3) Mr. Bump motioned the scene behind him of a palace as he spoke. Mr. Bump: Now we come to King Solomon, whose wisdom was like a drill...boring into the rock of injustice. Bowser Jr.: Ugh, it's boring all right. Boring. Boring. Boring. Yawn. Mr. Bump: You'll like King Solomon and the next story coming up. As they moved away, the scenery was shown as the Sheriff of Nottingham brought two people up to where the king was. Sheriff: Howdy, yur majesty, now these here folks need ya to settle a dispute. The throne turns around, revealing to be Father Time in King Solomon clothing (like in his role on "Histeria!"). Father Time: (Bill Cosby voice) Well, now, let's make with the deciding to the disputing....oh, you get the idea. He turned to the wolf. Father Time: Okay, let's get on with today's situation. What IS the problem? Besides you? A few laughed a bit. Sheriff: Well it purty much IS a big problem. He pointed to the pie nearby where Mordecai and Rigby were. Sheriff:

(Act 3) (Segment 3: Croaked Ringer) At a playground of a place called "Saint James Middle School", a Thai girl in school uniform was looking at her phone with two girls approaching her. Anne: Hey Maggie. Hey Cheyenne. What's up? Maggie: (grins) Hey Anne, we have something to tell you. We had a party and didn't invite you. Cheyenne: (smirks) It was a week ago. We watched a cool TikTok. But anyone who watches the TikTok dies after seven days. Anne: (confused) Uh, you get killed watching a robot? Maggie: (scoffs) Wrong TikTok dum dum. You hang around Sasha and Marcy too much! Anne: And what are you talking about? Maggie: It's that video that's cursed. Anne: Oh, like the Ring? Maggie: Yep and so far, nothing's happened. Just then, the head was smacked off, killing Maggie. Anne: Huh. Well, so far that happened. Kid: Oopsie! Cheyenne: (grins) Finally, I'm not the least popular anymore! Yes! Now I can go against Sasha and her stupid- Just then, her head was smacked off

A/N: Story is set somewhere between Season 1 & 2. (OP: Ai (Chuuseishin) by Excel Girls) Kouja no Senshi: The Side Stories Between Season 1 & 2 Homestar the Hall Monitor Narrator: Marzipan's School for the Less Gifted...where diligent students learn the rules of the road. Unless you're Homestar Runner. In the school itself, Marzipan was writing on the chalkboard with many students looking bored and Homestar, him scrunched by his desk a bit, was doodling some "Witch's Brew" on his paper. Marzipan: Everyone, put down your books, because it's time to pick out the hall monitor of the day! Homestar gasped, his pencil dropped. Homestar: Gasp! I somehow hold my pencil with no arms! Oh! And Marzipan is announcing the new hall monitor! Marzipan looked at the clipboard with names crossed out, minus one. Marzipan: Let's see here...this week's will be...hmmm...let's check ump... She then gasped, noticing Homestar's name unmarked, looking nervous. Marzipan: Oh no...(mutters) not

(Act 3) The next day, Boxman looked at the crowd of people as the fat man with robots glanced. Boxman: (through bullhorn) Alright folks, we've had another change in policy. I've had to hire a maintenance person, and to pay his salary I have to let in two more people a day. Some: Cooool. Boxman: However, the stupid maintenance worker demanded I have food and drinks inside the park, so now I've had to hire a beverage person, and a cotton-candy person, which means I now have to let eight people come in a day! BUT, you are to try your best not to ride any rides that I am on! Understood? Many nodded. Boxman: Alright, let's go. Each went through with Rigby wearing a jacket with cap entering, Raymond noticing and stopping him. Raymond: Hold it. Who are you suppose to be? Rigby: Uuuh Mike Jager? Raymond: (glares) Wrong answer. Mike's a human AND not an idiot raccoon like you. The cap was smacked off as Rigby groaned. Rigby: AUGH! Boxman: (glares) You!? You're that stupid raccoon

(Act 3) On the chalkboard, Ratigan's name was finished being written. Ratigan: As you all know, I am Professor Ratigan, a grand genius...even BETTER than that infernal Basil. A few squealed with Kate groaning. Miss Naughty: Bah, he wouldn't last long. Filla: (whispers) Hey Kate, what about my booby trap? Kate gasped in fear, quickly darting to the teacher's chair, removing the thumb tack as she grinned meekly. Kate: (uneasily/grins) Uh here, may I, professor? Ratigan: (surprised) Katherine, I didn't expect you to be generous THIS much, but thank you. He sat down as the crowd laughed at her, her groaning as she headed back to her seat. Most: (randomly) Teacher's pet. Rodent lover. Weirdo. Kate: (sighs) Thank god it's over. Samson: No, she meant the OTHER booby trap! Quickly, she jumped off the desk, pinning Ratigan to the ground as a huge log smashed where he once sat, him noticing. Ratigan: (sighs) Oh pranksters...they've been doing that one since my day. (grins)

(Act 3) A bit later, Ino looked seriously to the concerned Sheldon. Ino: So how long is Thomas going to be staying in Half Breed House with you guys? Sheldon: I don't know, Ino, but the sooner he's out of here, the better. I don't trust that spy around anyone for a second! Ino: Seriously, Sheldon. Just because he was a UN student back then doesn't mean he's a spy. Sheldon: Well who knows what they're gonna be tortured with. Jesse's Voice: (from kitchen) Mmm, this is so good. Ryan's Voice: Oh, yeah, it's so hot and moist. They, hearing that, entered the kitchen before noticing the two eating fudge brownies from the pan. Ryan: This fudge is great! Jesse: Yeah, you're quite the baker. Sheldon: (gasps) It's worse than I thought: Food bribery! Ryan: Well, oh fudge! Jesse: (notices) Sheldon, is everything okay? Sheldon: Yeah. Yeah, Jesse. Everything's fine. You guys, uh, having a little breakfast? Ryan: Yeah and Thomas made breakfast brownies with fudge. Jesse: Would you like

(Act 3) Later, some wine was poured as the crowd of officers smile. Leader: You did it, Ed! You're a hero! Ed: I am? Shrew Officer: The way you picked yourself up and somehow got everyone to go back to their dorms: amazing work. Then the chancellor walked in. Chancellor: Hi. I'm the chancellor of this university. I'm also Olympic gold medalist. He removed his shirt, showing the medals on the dolphin's chest. Chancellor: Mark Spritz. Ed: (gasps) Oh, my God! Mark Spritz! Mark: Easy child. I’d like to bestow upon you our highest honor: my mustache. He took his mustache off and put it on Ed, who smiled. Ed: (sneezes) Ah-choo! (Dream Sequence) Ed woke up in a bed, surrounded by strangers. Ed: I’m still unconscious, aren’t I? Man: One more level to go! The man punched him. (End Dream Sequence) The officers were dragging his unconscious body into the office. After a moment, the door closes as Ed wakes up. Leader: What a crudstorm. Ed: (buries face) Oh, man, I can't

A/N: Story is set somewhere after Into the Great Colored Yonder. (OP: Asterisk by Orange Range) Kouja no Senshi: The Side Stories Between Season 3 & 4 Bubblegum Buddy In the familiar city, a familiar house was seen with long arms under the covers. Narrator: Every day is a holiday for Mr. Tickle, even if he has to make one up. The arms removed the covers and shrunk to normal, showing Mr. Tickle in viking helmet and beard. Mr. Tickle: (grins) Hey, everybody! It's Leif Erikson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgen! He took two oars and landed on skateboard, rowing to another house marked, "Mr. Scatterbrain's". Mr. Tickle: Ahoy, Mr. Scatterbrain! It's Leif Erikson Day! He then noticed a note on the door. Mr. Tickle: There's a note. He took it in read it. Mr. Scatterbrain's Voice: (in his head) "Mr. Tickle, went to get more giant paper. Uh... Mr. Scatterbrain. P.S. Happy Leif Erikson Day! Yingin-hinga-dinga!" His horns and arms drooped down with him disappointed. Mr. Tickle: Aww... so much